CO2 problem? Carbon Set Aside? Trees at £10 each, 50 available, already growing as saplings in the ground not used for this purpose at present. Colsweb promises to plant more trees with the money by growing more saplings from seed and planting out. 

THE ULTIMATE FREE ENERGY DEVISE WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS 'ANIMAL' SINCE SLICED BREAD.

NEW INSERT TO BASE MARCH2008 Ultra Low Energy LED Cluster Bulbs.
INSERT JULY2007 There is an absolutely new top notch wonderful way being used to save and recycle energy and save the Planet at the same time (ESA EU devised) by diverting Spam into a heating wire to heat a whole new purpose built multi story office block in London near the colswob  server :-) As they are on the main spine of the internet they are also thinking of cleaning up the whole of the internet by stealing every ones spam to heat all London and power the National Electricity grid thus giving everyone free electricity like in the USA and Canada who have had this technology provided by NASA for thousands of years. This new system will be called 'ultra extra tetra hyper scan spam filtering and recycling' (EU directive; UETHSSFR mach 1.0000000000000000000001 / BS and a half) which some say may also be used to fry chopped ham and pork roll and toast the Sand-witch from Harry Potter'ed meat merchandisers  :-)  LOLROF

Forget the Joe cell, Free energy, Atomic/water/Plasma energy, Seawave energy, Tommy Knockers, Quemfep's (quantum mechanically balanced apposing tommy knockers), quantum bounce field effect Negative Resistors, chaotic imbalance light speed alteration gratings, electrostatic differential generators, Windmills, Solar electric panels, Solar water heating, Solar mirror concentrated heating/power, water wheels, gunshot spinning mechanical air spoke wheel, battery/hydrogen cars, steam car, battery/engine dual drive cars, magnetic resonance, hydrosonic magnetic resonance, pre heating, Chip fat and cooking oil, Bicycle dynamos, Tandem and Tricycle dynamos, ground extract heat pumping, ground batteries, multi ground rod electric extraction, deep ground thermal energy, free energy spinning magnetic's, inconstant velocity regenerative gyro's, Spinning drum heating, refuse recycling, low energy light bulbs and any new technology at all as they are all too tediously and expensive and can be real dangerous indeed. No, I am NOT paid by anyone to write this, I write from direct experience. Normal UK light bulb £0.05 but low energy light bulb £2.57 which is 50 times the price and doesn't even recoup its cost in electricity saved, or save energy due to its production, and is extremely bad for the eyes with hospital visits to find the cause costing in excess of £500 (beware fluorescent tubes also)    END INSERT

But this is it if it can be tamed?!!
Blow your garage roof off good but 

this website will not be held responsible in any way for damage to anyone or anything ,nor will this website be responsible for any expenditure either. 

You have been warned - god damn - bloomin dangerous to say the least and NOT a joke either. 

Don't do it - you know it makes sense!!!!!

Recommended safe test distance for personnel and other delicate things 300 yards or 300 meters radius. Remember to book a Hospital Emergency appointment before trying this;

picture shows an alternative xmas tree of Holly with ivy arround the plant pot top plus a note that global warming issues started from City vehicle pollution and following bus's in cars.

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Picture shows a very small 2 inch 5 cm pink rabbit with 6 legs, extra long ears, feather fan tail, and oval white eyes. Observation of older NASA Mars Rover/s and lander/s pictures dictates although other rational explanations ( fluff from air bags ) propensiates.

A real Mars Rabbit (or is it a Hare?) shown actual size (1.5 inch's or 4 cm) collected from Mars after running an expansionistic energy elaboration gone wrong involving not free energy but very very expensive energy in thought and indeed. Thank you NASA and ESA for rescuing us. < That was a joke - wasn't it?!.  Smiley invisible Space Exportation typed verbal Retort was; "Atari Bouncy Mars Bag Fluff Space invaders. That's proper correct right. Truth's sum Weir but don't worry to find it as Boss says it's not at all but else when Hell's you apprehend? Vegan's might eat nuts but Mars Bunnies don't. They digest Continental blue-Brie 9 to 5 DAY ORR NOR zero to 4 NOT DORR A to E ( =MC squared) + F DAT AND Bit Dumps."


ULTRA ULTRA LOW ENERGY LED Cluster Bulb Lighting.

Some findings of energy and light effect experiments in regard to efficiency and suitability of multiple high output Light Emitting Diode tight cluster lighting and there psychological effects for your perusal.

White LED clusters are more energy efficient than Low energy mini fluorescents;
White LED clusters to give roughly equivalent to a 100 watt tungsten light bulb were harsh/cold in psychological effect so various mixes with other color types were tried. For a more pleasant and restful light, comparable somewhat to tungsten, a mix of orange LED's in various number combinations pooled with white LED's was most affective. Equal mix of orange and white LED clusters was a very kind and gentle warming experience with lesser mix of orange LED's to white giving a gentle tint which was also found to be acceptable and giving greater illumination. 

Making 'kind light' LED clusters;
The brightest acceptable mix of orange to white was seen with 3 number 1.5 watt white led spot clusters to 1 number orange 1.5 watt spot cluster giving somewhat similar to 100 watt tungsten although the led lit area was pooled rather than as the unidirectional tungsten bulb. Power usage was 4.5 watt compared to 100 watt for tungsten or 20 watt for UK low energy mini fluorescent bulb although the light was pooled rather than omni-directional. 

shows a hexagonal tube studded with many L E D's. and has a standard UK bayonet fitting.

LED clusters more energy efficient than Sodium Orange;
At the present time the cost of these types of LED clusters are very expensive at approximately £10 each (25-30 watt equiv tung) but no doubt, as with the UK low energy mini fluorescent bulbs, the price will reduce with greater demand. The greater demand should ensue with findings on non capable low energy mini fluorescents in present external movement switched security control fittings which can only usually use energy inefficient tungsten bulbs. LED cluster bulbs CAN be used in security switched outside lighting and use much less energy than the low energy non compatible type. Further experiments then ensued to find the most efficient LED cluster types for external use as follows;

Ultra Ultra low energy outside lighting;
White light is composed of energy spread across the light spectrum. If the same amount of energy is concentrated in one primary color then the brightness/illumination and energy efficiency of the light is increased. Yellow is a primary color and was found to be the most effective in external illumination, even more so than the usual orange sodium bulb street light type. Ultra pure LED yellow accurate frequency light output clusters were tried with great success and real energy savings ensued compared to all lighting except sodium orange which was slightly less expensive in the long term. The main point observed by this experiment was that sodium orange types had to be on constantly for comparison and cannot be used in presently fitted auto detection switched outside security fittings. The yellow LED cluster light used in presently fixed security fittings produced a somewhat ice crisp cold psychological effect but was found reasonable enough in application with ensuing greater savings than with sodium orange constantly on, white LED clusters, auto switched tungsten and Halogen (Halogen bulbs and there power droppers get very hot and are well known to have caused fires especially when used inside buildings).

Conclusions;
As internal and some external domestic/commercial light fittings take Bayonet, ES or SES bulbs then the following LED tight cluster bulb types ought to be auto mass produced -

1.  4.5 watt LED tight cluster bulb (100 watt tungsten equivalent) with 25% orange 75% white mix,
2.  3 watt LED tight cluster bulb (66 watt tungsten equivalent) with 25% orange 75% white mix,
3.  3 watt pure yellow LED tight cluster bulb for presently fitted external domestic sensor light use.

All to a small usual size of and with the equivalent Bayonet, ES and SES types applicable.

Recommendation;
Failing all the above just the 4.5 watt 25% orange 75% white mix omni directional LED ultra tight cluster bulb (or just sides and below illumination for ceiling pendant) ought to soon be available for internal domestic use to replace of the normal 100 watt bayonet fitting tungsten and 20 watt mini fluorescent bayonet bulbs. With greater mass production, more prevalent use and availability the price of these types of bulb would reduce. Bear in mind that normal tungsten and Halogen bulbs may later be made illegal by European and UK Governments.

The search for the ultimate light bulb continues apace . . . . . . . . .

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