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CO2 problem? Carbon Set Aside? Trees at £10 each, 50
available, already growing as saplings in the ground not used for this
purpose at present. Colsweb promises to plant more trees with the money
by growing more saplings from seed and planting out.
THE ULTIMATE FREE
ENERGY DEVISE WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS 'ANIMAL' SINCE SLICED
BREAD.
NEW
INSERT TO BASE MARCH2008 Ultra Low Energy LED Cluster Bulbs.
INSERT JULY2007
There is an absolutely new top notch wonderful way being used to save
and recycle energy and save the Planet at the same time (ESA EU devised)
by diverting Spam into a heating wire to heat a whole new purpose built
multi story office block in London near the colswob server
:-) As they are on the main spine of the internet they are also thinking
of cleaning up the whole of the internet by stealing every ones spam to
heat all London and power the National Electricity grid thus giving
everyone free electricity like in the USA and Canada who have had this
technology provided by NASA for thousands of years. This new system will
be called 'ultra extra tetra hyper scan spam filtering and recycling' (EU
directive; UETHSSFR mach 1.0000000000000000000001 / BS and a half) which
some say may also be used to fry chopped ham and pork roll and toast the
Sand-witch from Harry Potter'ed meat merchandisers :-)
LOLROF
Forget the Joe cell,
Free energy, Atomic/water/Plasma energy, Seawave energy, Tommy Knockers,
Quemfep's (quantum mechanically balanced apposing tommy knockers),
quantum bounce field effect Negative Resistors, chaotic imbalance light
speed alteration gratings, electrostatic differential generators,
Windmills, Solar electric panels, Solar water heating, Solar mirror
concentrated heating/power, water wheels, gunshot spinning mechanical
air spoke wheel, battery/hydrogen cars, steam car, battery/engine dual
drive cars, magnetic resonance, hydrosonic magnetic resonance, pre
heating, Chip fat and cooking oil, Bicycle dynamos, Tandem and Tricycle
dynamos, ground extract heat pumping, ground batteries, multi ground rod
electric extraction, deep ground thermal energy, free energy spinning
magnetic's, inconstant velocity regenerative gyro's, Spinning drum
heating, refuse recycling, low energy light bulbs and any new technology
at all as they are all too tediously and expensive and can be real
dangerous indeed. No, I am NOT paid by anyone to write this, I
write from direct experience. Normal UK light bulb £0.05 but low energy
light bulb £2.57 which is 50 times the price and doesn't even recoup
its cost in electricity saved, or save energy due to its production, and
is extremely bad for the eyes with hospital visits to find the cause
costing in excess of £500 (beware fluorescent tubes also)
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But this is it if it
can be tamed?!!
Blow your garage roof off good but
this
website will not be held responsible in any way for damage to anyone or
anything ,nor will this website be responsible for any expenditure
either.
You have
been warned - god damn - bloomin dangerous to say the least and NOT a
joke either.
Don't do it - you know
it makes sense!!!!!
Recommended safe test
distance for personnel and other delicate things 300 yards or 300 meters
radius. Remember to book a Hospital Emergency appointment before trying
this;

For relevant musical midi
accompaniment ( 90 kb approx ) called cols flying machine; http://www.colsweb.com/colsFlyin'
Machine.mid

A real Mars Rabbit (or
is it a Hare?) shown actual size (1.5 inch's or 4 cm) collected from
Mars after running an expansionistic energy elaboration gone wrong
involving not free energy but very very expensive energy in thought and
indeed. Thank you NASA and ESA for rescuing us. < That was a joke -
wasn't it?!. Smiley
invisible Space Exportation typed verbal Retort was;
"Atari
Bouncy Mars Bag Fluff Space invaders. That's proper correct right.
Truth's sum Weir but don't worry to find it as Boss says it's not
at all but else when Hell's you apprehend? Vegan's might eat nuts but
Mars Bunnies don't. They digest Continental blue-Brie 9 to 5 DAY ORR NOR
zero to 4 NOT DORR A to E ( =MC squared) + F DAT AND Bit Dumps."
ULTRA ULTRA LOW ENERGY LED
Cluster Bulb Lighting.
Some findings of energy and light
effect experiments in regard to efficiency and suitability of multiple high
output Light Emitting Diode tight cluster lighting and there psychological
effects for your perusal.
White LED clusters are
more energy efficient than Low energy mini fluorescents;
White LED clusters to give roughly equivalent to a 100 watt tungsten light bulb
were harsh/cold in psychological effect so various mixes with other color types
were tried. For a more pleasant and restful light, comparable somewhat to
tungsten, a mix of orange LED's in various number combinations pooled with white
LED's was most affective. Equal mix of orange and white LED clusters was a very
kind and gentle warming experience with lesser mix of orange LED's to white
giving a gentle tint which was also found to be acceptable and giving greater illumination.
Making 'kind light' LED
clusters;
The brightest acceptable mix of orange to white was seen with 3 number 1.5 watt
white led spot clusters to 1 number orange 1.5 watt spot cluster giving somewhat
similar to 100 watt tungsten although the led lit area was pooled rather than as
the unidirectional tungsten bulb. Power usage was 4.5 watt compared to 100 watt
for tungsten or 20 watt for UK low energy mini fluorescent bulb although the
light was pooled rather than omni-directional.

LED clusters more energy
efficient than Sodium Orange;
At the present time the cost of these types of LED clusters are very expensive
at approximately £10 each (25-30 watt equiv tung) but no doubt, as with the UK
low energy mini fluorescent bulbs, the price will reduce with greater demand.
The greater demand should ensue with findings on non capable low energy mini fluorescents
in present external movement switched security control fittings which can only
usually use energy inefficient tungsten bulbs. LED cluster bulbs CAN be used in
security switched outside lighting and use much less energy than the low energy
non compatible type. Further experiments then ensued to find the most efficient
LED cluster types for external use as follows;
Ultra Ultra low energy
outside lighting;
White light is composed of energy spread across the light spectrum. If the same
amount of energy is concentrated in one primary color then the
brightness/illumination and energy efficiency of the light is increased. Yellow
is a primary color and was found to be the most effective in external
illumination, even more so than the usual orange sodium bulb street light type.
Ultra pure LED yellow accurate frequency light output clusters were tried with
great success and real energy savings ensued compared to all lighting except
sodium orange which was slightly less expensive in the long term. The main point
observed by this experiment was that sodium orange types had to be on constantly
for comparison and cannot be used in presently fitted auto detection switched
outside security fittings. The yellow LED cluster light used in presently fixed
security fittings produced a somewhat ice crisp cold psychological effect but
was found reasonable enough in application with ensuing greater savings than
with sodium orange constantly on, white LED clusters, auto switched tungsten and
Halogen (Halogen bulbs and there power droppers get very hot and are well known
to have caused fires especially when used inside buildings).
Conclusions;
As internal and some external domestic/commercial light fittings take Bayonet,
ES or SES bulbs then the following LED tight cluster bulb types ought to be auto
mass produced -
1. 4.5 watt
LED tight cluster bulb (100 watt tungsten equivalent) with 25% orange 75% white
mix,
2. 3 watt LED
tight cluster bulb (66 watt tungsten
equivalent) with 25% orange 75% white mix,
3. 3 watt pure
yellow LED tight cluster bulb for presently fitted external domestic sensor
light use.
All to a small usual size of and with the
equivalent Bayonet, ES and SES types applicable.
Recommendation;
Failing all the above just the 4.5 watt 25% orange 75% white mix omni
directional LED ultra tight cluster bulb (or just sides and below illumination
for ceiling pendant) ought to soon be available for internal domestic use to
replace of the normal 100 watt bayonet fitting tungsten and 20 watt mini fluorescent
bayonet bulbs. With greater mass production, more prevalent use and availability
the price of these types of bulb would reduce. Bear in mind that normal tungsten
and Halogen bulbs may later be made illegal by European and UK Governments.
The search for the ultimate light bulb continues
apace . . . . . . . . .
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